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Dumb Blond Husband
A blond guy gets home early from work and hears strange noises coming from the bedroom. He rushes upstairs to find his wife naked on the bed, sweating and panting.
"Whatīs up?" he says.
"Iīm having a heart attack," cries the woman.
He rushes downstairs to grab the phone, but just as heīs dialing, his four-year-old son comes up and says, "Daddy! Daddy! Uncle Tedīs hiding in your closet and heīs got no clothes on!"
The guy slams the phone down and storms upstairs into the bedroom, walks past his screaming wife, and rips open the wardrobe door. Sure enough, there is his brother, totally naked, cowering on the closet floor.
"You rotten bastard," says the husband. "My wifeīs having a heart attack and youīre running around naked scaring the kids!"
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