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You might think she it the perfect girl for you, but you have to translate the text before you write her.
Uploaded by Magamba on December 09 2007. 14979 Views
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No more Butter

Towards the end of the golf course, Larry hit his ball into the woods and found it in a patch of pretty yellow buttercups.
Trying to get his ball back in play, he ended up thrashing just about every buttercup in the patch....
Uploaded by Magamba on December 09 2007. 14628 Views
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Screwing for money

Jimmy wanted to screw a girl in his class, but she belonged to someone else. One day Jimmy got so frustrated that he went up to her and said I’ll give you a 1000 dollars if you let me screw you, but the girl said NO.....
Uploaded by Jzn on October 01 2007. 31050 Views
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What is the difference

An eight year old boy comes home from school and says "Daddy! Daddy! What is the difference between a pussy and a cunt?"
The dad says, "No, I cant tell you that! You´re too young!" The son goes, "NO I´m not daddy! Please tell me."..
Uploaded by Magamba on August 24 2007. 31446 Views
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The Palm Beach Trip

The married business executive had to make a trip to Palm Beach alone for his corporation. After a few days he was enjoying himself so much that he decided to stay another week as part of his vacation....
Uploaded by Magamba on August 24 2007. 24246 Views
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Not a Word

One day old man Stumpy and his wife Martha went to the Illinois State Fair. There is this man selling plane rides in his single prop show plane for $10 per person. Stumpy looks to Martha and says, "Martha, I think I really should try that." Martha replies, "I know you want to Stumpy, but we have a lot of bills, and you know the money is tight, and $10 is $10." ...
Uploaded by Magamba on August 17 2007. 21933 Views
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Some people pay for Porn 18+

This site is freaking awesome, it's free but has more porn than any paysite we have ever seen.
It takes 30 seconds to signup. We signed up 2 years ago and haven't gotten a single spam mail from them.
A site you must check out.
Uploaded by Magamba on December 15 2007. 154875 Views
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Dirty Red Riding Hood

Little Red Riding Hood was walking through the woods when suddenly the Big Bad Wolf jumped out from behind a tree and, holding a machete to her throat, said, "Red, I´m going to screw your brains out!"..
Uploaded by Magamba on August 17 2007. 22920 Views
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Oh shit

Whats the number one pickup line in a gay bar?
Uploaded by scum on July 20 2007. 28950 Views
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Kiss my Ass

A married couple was in a terrible accident where the woman´s face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn´t graft any skin from her body because she was too skinny. So the husband offered to donate some of his own skin.
Uploaded by Magamba on July 16 2007. 24675 Views
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What a dick

There is this guy who has a 25 inch dick. He goes to a witch in the woods and asks her if she can make his dick smaller because he just can´t please the ladies because it is just too big, he hasn´t found a lady yet who likes it and he can´t get any pleasure.
Uploaded by Magamba on July 16 2007. 27096 Views
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Sluts on a plane

An American girl, a French girl and an African girl are traveling in a plane. The plane is about to crash. The American girl puts on make-up. Everyone was curious. "Rescuers will save a beautiful girl first!" she said. The French girl opens her bra, "the rescuers will save a girl with beautiful breasts!" she said...
Uploaded by Magamba on June 22 2007. 29001 Views
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Blind Date

Two gay men visit the gorilla´s at the zoo.
Two gay gentlemen are walking through a zoo, checking out the animals.
They come across the gorillas and after a while they notice that the male gorilla has a massive erection. The gay men are fascinated by this.
Uploaded by Magamba on June 22 2007. 21510 Views
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Bob´s gift

Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was
really pissed. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the
driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!"
Uploaded by Magamba on June 20 2007. 22080 Views
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The paintjob

A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do.
Uploaded by Magamba on June 13 2007. 22560 Views
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Girls night out

Two women friends had gone out for a Girls Night Out, and had been decidedly over-enthusiastic on the cocktails. Incredibly drunk and walking home they suddenly realized they both needed to pee.
Uploaded by Magamba on June 12 2007. 26730 Views
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