Britney Looses Her Head
Article by Hope Alexander
May 02 2007. Article viewed 666 times.
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Well, the wig covering her head anyway, which I suppose is a bit better than her loosing her mind. Britney was zipping through Los Angeles in her usual carefree manner, disregarding most traffic and speeding laws when disaster struck! Her hat was whipped off by a gust of wind, and her wig very nearly followed! How embarrassing.
Luckily for Britney she is constantly trailed by stalker paparazzi who do handy things like open doors, shout encouraging comments, and carry spare hats just in case a pop princess should need one. She crammed the spare on her dome, was satisfied that her hair was once more held in place, and swept back onto the roads.
What it must be to be Britney Spears, to pick whatever random stripper clothes strike your fancy each day (of course her latest dressing faux pas have not escaped my attention, but really, it´s almost like reversing over week old road kill, you don´t even get the satisfying squishy sound anymore,) and leap into life, secure in the knowledge that someone else will fix anything that needs fixing for you.
  
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