PARIS IS GOING TO JAIL!
Article by Hope Alexander
May 06 2007. Article viewed 681 times.
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Okay, this was a possibility yesterday, but today, a long held dream has come true and Paris is going to spend 45 days in the slammer. From June 5 Paris will be in the big house with her fellow criminals, and she won´t be allowed any of the usual celebrity options, like house arrest, work release or anything. She is going down and doing hard time people!
The judge was not impressed with her “I didn´t know” story, partially because she was smart enough to drive around with a suspended license with documentation actually IN the car saying that she had a suspended license!
Even Paris´ rep couldn´t help with his usual bullshit razzle dazzle, the judge saw through that, calling his testimony “completely worthless”. Oh yeah, sure, this is schadenfreude to the max, but it´s not like Paris didn´t ask for this one. She´s been openly flouting the law for a long time now, and clearly seriously thought that she was above it.
Reality is about to hit home hard for Paris, but she has a month of freedom before she goes in. Who´ll take the bet she tries to do a runner?
  
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