Parisīs Protesters Unite
Article by Hope Alexander
May 12 2007. Article viewed 1023 times.
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So many people are shocked and horrified about Paris Hiltonīs sentence that theyīve taken to the streets. You heard me folks, all her loyal and adoring fans congregated together in Greenwich Village, New York in a highly publicized protest.
Protesters waved signs and chanted slogans in support of their favorite girl, and all three of them really made a difference. Yeah, you heard me right THREE people showed up.
Oh god, its just too damned funny to handle. Three people? Wow, I knew that I didnīt give a damn about Paris, but I had no idea at just how widespread the apathy really was. Maybe they could have just put her in jail and nobody even noticed. Maybe she already IS in jail.
No, thatīs just wishful thinking. We still have a whole month of anticipation to suffer through before that cell door clangs shut and Paris experiences a level of accommodation she never dreamed of before.
  
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