Carmen will make you sexy
Article by Hope Alexander
May 12 2007. Article viewed 8178 times.
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Of all the things you´d expect Carmen Electra to have done, writing a book is not one of them, but she´s done it none the less. She´s noticed how very unsexy many women are, and has decided to make yet another contribution to mankind by penning a manual on how to be more sexy.
Thanks Carmen, not only do you brighten the world and make many men and women happy with your delightful curves, sexy exploits, and infomercials, now you´ll help create even more sex clone women. We certainly didn´t have enough of them already.
Of course, as with all great gifts, there is a downside. It´s sexy when Carmen Electra bends over to pick up a pencil she dropped because her ass makes statues get aroused, but unfortunately not all women are thus endowed.
In the wrong hands this may lead to a spate of less than attractive women shaking their jiggling booties in spandex and brushing up casually against their unfortunate coworkers who are too struck with horror to even fill out the sexual harassment complaint forms.
  
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