Mini Britney!
Article by Hope Alexander
May 15 2007. Article viewed 1041 times.
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Britney Spears has all but officially gone down the toilet and gotten stuck behind the U bend, but mother nature has a way of providing for us all. Fear not Britney fans, there is another Britney on the way, a better Britney than the one we had before. A much more manageable, bite sized Britney, if you will. It´s Mini Britney!
Meets Terra Jole, a 26 year old mini person who also happens to be a kick ass Britney impersonator. With the way that Britney looks these days, this girl looks more like Britney than Britney does, if you know what I mean. She´s already got some celeb gal pals, like Lindsay Lohan who couldn´t pass up the chance to pose with Mini Britney when she was in New York recently.
If anything, Mini Britney is even better than the original, and she´ll perform at your home or place of business for a reasonable fee. She does one hour gigs that cover all Britney´s hits, which is more than Britney currently does, and you could probably even get her to attack your SUV with an umbrella if you gave her a little extra!
We´re saved! The Britney drought is over!
   
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