Paris becomes a nun
Article by Hope Alexander
May 16 2007. Article viewed 579 times.
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Paris has been ordered to live the life of a nun. Yes, her hell has already begun in an effort to save her from the horrors of the big house. Her lawyers have pointed out that a great deal of her problems stem from the fact that she acts in the fashion of an arrogant, sexually loose, morally bereft young woman who has no respect for the law or anyone who is not richer than she is.
Apparently toning down her dress, wearing lighter, more innocent colors, quitting drinking for a while, and shopping less will make her a less disagreeable person all round. Maybe it will., and maybe it wonīt, but everyone know that real change happens on the inside, and though Paris may be scared at the moment, Iīm not sure that escaping her fate is going to make her any less of a monster.
Letīs face it, sheīs probably not going to jail at all. Jails are notoriously overcrowded in the LA area, and other celebrities booked for the same offenses have managed to escape with barely an hour of jail time. Sure, sheīs down and scared now, but I am foreseeing a very gleeful celebration when she realizes that sheīs not really in that much trouble after all.
  
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