Lindsay Lohan #1 Hottie
Article by Hope Alexander
May 18 2007. Article viewed 5820 times.
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Lindsay Lohan has been named Maxim magazine´s hottest woman in 2007. That´s right, apparently there is no sexier woman in the world right now. Clearly the people at Maxim have lost their freakin minds, perhaps due to syphilis contracted whilst sleeping with certain female celebrities. Lindsay is a very happy girl saying”: “I couldn’t be more flattered to be honored as the number 1 girl in Maxim’s Hot 100 list!”
When asked to explain himself, the Editor in Chief of Maxim said: ´There is no other star in the world that causes more of a stir in the public eye than Lindsay. Her every move is watched and reported on. She is a huge star in the truest meaning of the word and everyone at Maxim, including our 14 million readers, is obsessed with her.´
I guess in that case ´hot´ means ´watched´, not ´sexually attractive´. Sneaky sneaky people at Maxim magazine huh. Britney and Paris failed to make the top 10 places on the list however, so I guess it doesn´t mean ´watched´ after all.
Lohan beat out Jessica Alba, Scarlett Johansson, Christina Aguilera and Jessica Biel. I smell some corruption and bribery here.
  
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