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Glad to be drunk
A completely inebriated man was stumbling down the street with one foot on the curb and one foot in the gutter. A cop pulled up and said, "Iīve got to take you in, pal. Youīre obviously drunk."
Our wasted friend asked, "Officer, are ya absolutely sure Iīm drunk?"
"Yeah, buddy, Iīm sure," said the copper. "Letīs go."
Breathing a sigh of relief, the wino said, "Thank goodness, I thought I was crippled."
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