Victoria Beckham has finally realized what we´ve all known for years, that her role could be just as easily played by a blow up doll as a human being. Her security team were seen hustling a life sized blow up doll out of an SUV lately in a prank the irony of which we can only assume was lost upon Victoria.
Apparently the reason for this madness was thee reality tv show that the Beckhams will be starring in later in the year. There have been plenty of rumors going around that it is painfully boring, so I guess this was an attempt to spice things up. What we should all really be wondering about is what happened once they got the blow up doll back home...
Did David notice the difference? Did he find its soft curves alluring and become overcome with lust, taking it into the bedroom and ravaging it for hours while Victoria sat in the backyard giggling to herself, lightheaded from a lack of food, and sipping peppermint tea?
I guess we will have to watch the show to find out.
