Tabloid Britney related lie of the week
Article by Hope Alexander
May 28 2007. Article viewed 1521 times.
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Super accurate tabloid, ´The National Enquirer†reported that Ryan Philippe and Britney Spears were caught making out with each other in the bathrooms at a club last week. According to their source Ryan stopped at Britney´s table, and Britney had her arms around him, after which she followed him into the bathroom and her bodyguards got worried after a while, kicked the door down, and found Britney and Ryan locked in a passionate embrace.
So many things wrong with this story, the first being that unless they wanted to get caught, there is no way they would remain locked in their “steamy embrace†while the door was being kicked down. The second is that I think Ryan Phillipe would be caught making out with a transsexual hooker in a dumpster before he made out with Britney Spears.
Hello, he was married to Reese Witherspoon, hooking up with Britney after that makes the transsexual hooker look like a hot prospect. We all know gossip is somewhat comprised of untruths, but you have to at least try to make it plausible people.
  
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