Jordan gets pussy surgery
Article by Hope Alexander
May 28 2007. Article viewed 6183 times.
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Katie Price, AKA Jordan is famous for her breasts, those massive breasts. Unfortunately, having three children has made them somewhat on the saggy side, and she has realized that it is time to get them fixed up. Of course, she is totally excited about the prospect.
Here are Katieīs plans, as told by Katie: ī[My breasts] have already gone saggy after three children so I want them perking up and made smaller. Theyīll still be big but not as big and Iīm going to go for the fake-looking American-style boob job. I really love that. And Iīm going to get my mouth done too. Iīm going to have my fanny (pussy, for those of you who donīt speak Brit) done, too.I want to be a virgin again. Thatīll be a treat for Pete.ī
What a considerate wife. How many women even think of having surgery on their vagina for the benefit of their husbandīs enjoyment? Such dedication and thoughtfulness should be rewarded, and pumped full of post surgery painkillers and happy pills.
  
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