This week in Hollywood
Article by Hope Alexander
May 29 2007. Article viewed 22050 times.
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Another crazy week in Hollywood! Last week it was Paris and her jail sentence that were topping the headlines, but Lindsay has never been one to let herself be shown up like that...
So the top story of the week has to be, without a doubt, Lindsay Lohan and her car crash, which is shortly to become a DUI. She managed to crash her car on Sunset Blvd, get caught being off her face, and had cocaine found in her car. It is not going to be a good day in court when she gets there, but I am sure that she can lean on Paris for some support, and maybe some hints and tips.
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Jessica Simpson managed to rise above the chaos of her fellow starlets and share a true revelation with the word, which was very much appreciated by all that read it. You should read it, you will be totally enlightened, and you wonīt have to meditate once.
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Paris also found religion, but in a much more shallow way. Sheīs on a mission to be photograhed with as much religious parapahanelia as possible, which means sheīs been toting around the Bible, buying Buddhist books, praying outside Churches, and wearing shirts with the Virgin Mary on them. Apparently Paris seriously underestimates the intelligence of the average human being. Read more
Britney continued her usual trainwreck style of behaviour, wearing virtually nothing, stripping down in the middle of the night to go swimming, and getting hell from transsexuals for her horrid appearance during her recent performances. Read more
She also invited censure for holding up an entire plane load of people, demanding to be allowed to disembark after the cabin doors were closed because the plane did not have leather seats. Yeah, no leather seats. To be honest I am surprised they even let Britney fly anymore, with her erratic behavior she probably presents more of a danger to everyone on the plane than a cabin full of terrorists.
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Pussy surgery is always worth a mention, especially when someone is getting their hymen reconstructed so that they will be like a virgin again. Usually it is Middle Eastern women who have this done, but Katie Price AKA Jordan, isnīt letting that stop her, and sheīs having it done as just part of her next surgical extravaganza.
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Crazy hijinks! Girls gone wild! Hollywood has it all!
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