Paris´ special jail time
Article by Hope Alexander
June 01 2007. Article viewed 822 times.
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Jail is getting ready for Paris´ stay, they´ve already got a cell and a cell mate picked out for her, which is nice. There aren´t many people who can say that jail got specially ready just for them, but Paris can. Not only that, they´ve also prepared a special protocol to handle Paris while she is in prison. The protocol outlines how things should be done for her.
By the sounds of things they might as well not even bother to put Paris in jail at all, they might as well give her a slap her on the hand and ground her in a room in one of her parents´ hotels. Special memos have gone out to staff, saying that they are not to take any pictures of Paris while she´s in jail, and that they will be fired if they do.
Other special arrangements include scanning for electronic devices, prohibiting them from being brought into the prison, and confiscating any that may already be in there. This is beyond ridiculous, they should just issue her with a special license that allows her to drive drunk whenever she wants and let her loose on the roads for all the good this is doing.
  
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