Career? What career? You might be wondering. The career this announcement pertains to is Paris Hilton´s musical career. Her career as a self aggrandizing narcissist with too much money and too little sense is still right on track, so have no fear that she´ll be dropping out of the headlines any time soon.
Warner Brothers has dropped her after her album sold less than half a million copies worldwide. Personally I think it is a stunning achievement that it sold more than say 100 copies worldwide, someone needs to be congratulated on flogging off as many as they did.
Unfortunately for Paris, Warner Brothers just can´t see the bright spots in her attempt to completely make a mockery of the record industry as a whole, and rep for the company has stated: ´We are not expecting any new Paris Hilton material in the foreseeable future.´
Someone play some tiny violins, I´m feeling musical now.
