How to get revenge on
your cheating Girlfriend
Article by Hope Alexander
June 03 2007. Article viewed 40290 times.
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Sometimes women cheat, and when they do, it can be a harsh blow to the man in their life. Hey! He thinks, I was supposed to be the one cheating! The shock of infidelity can lead to a terrible emotional mess for a man, unless he somehow works all that pain out of his system. Here are a few ways to make yourself feel better after the ultimate relationship betrayal. They may seem vicious and mean, but thatīs why itīs called revenge, and not whiny girlishness.
Make a music video
If you are creatively inclined, you could make a music video where you sing about how much you donīt like her, while you make out with about 50 different models on camera. This is probably the classy way to do things, after all, Justin Timberlake did it, and if Justin isnīt classy, then who is really? The revenge music video is almost a genre of its own, sure you might come across as a whiny looser who canīt get over his ex, but the world is full of them, and that means massive profits from royalties. Except if people download it, then it just means youīll be famous, like K-Fed.
Sex Tape
You might have a sex tape of you two together, and so often men show the tape to their friends, or sell it to some Internet site for revenge. Itīs kind of old guys, and not only that, itīs not really that shameful. So she had sex with you, what? Is that supposed to be the shameful thing about it? In order to really cause shame, you need to get your video editing skills to work, or find someone that has some. It may not be that bad being seen having sex with you, but imagine if you edited a horse in there. Bestiality really kicks the revenge rating up several notches, and not only will you have regained your manly pride, but you will probably entertain thousands in the process. Itīs really a revenge that keeps on giving.
Sleep with her family members
Once again, a lot of guys will sleep with her best friend, or maybe her sister if they get really bold. This is pretty ho hum, once again, who really cares. You were going to have sex with someone else again eventually. If you really want to cause a fuss, try sleeping with her mom, or maybe even her grandmother. That will really get her wound up when she hears about that! See, itīs about thinking laterally guys, and taking it just that one step too far. If you really want to get back at her, go for her Dad. Sure, you may never live it down, but odds are neither will she.
Stay with her
The best revenge is probably just to stay with her. Your mopey face complimented by periods of extreme rage is really going to drive her up the wall, but the guilt of knowing she cheated on you will probably keep her around for a while. Of course, you are probably risking her doing it again and again if you stay with her, but maybe you can turn that to your advantage. After all, if there is one more involved, why not make it several more? Why not have an orgy? Just cover the furniture in plastic, squirt baby oil everywhere, and invite 30 of your closest and most naked friends. It could be the best revenge you ever had, over and over again.
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