This week in Hollywood
Article by Hope Alexander
June 05 2007. Article viewed 3288 times.
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Endings, thatīs the theme of this week in Hollywood. So many things came to an end this week, along with the end of the month. Itīs almost like there is some heavenly PR cycle in the sky that is closing things down over this period so that they can begin anew in the week to come.
The big story is of course, Parisī entrance into jail, which will be happening in just a day or two now. This looks like the end of the line for Paris and her partying ways, at least for 23 days or so. Get ready for a big entrance with lots of drama as the Paris PR machine kicks in to high gear like never before.
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Itīs not just her freedom thatīs left her, her record label has pulled her contract as well, due to the fact that she sold hardly anything because well, she canīt sing. Of course, you might have expected them to figure that out before they made a record. After all, this is what they do, make records, so surely they can tell when someone can sing or not? Apparently not.
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Lindsay Lohan hit the end of the line this week as well, well, the end of the road anyway, aka the curb, in a crash that seems to have been caused by being intoxicated and driving at speed. Cocaine was also found at the scene, and Lindsay has fled to rehab where the big bad meanies canīt get her, and where she can get īhelpī for her problem. The only problem with this is that itīs the same rehab center that Britney went into, and they didnīt exactly do her any favors. Show me more
With the imminent DUI, and the entrance into rehab, the sponsors for Lindsayīs great big 21st drinking session pulled out, leaving her with very little to look forward to. Still, she is in rehab now, so perhaps she is acknowledging she has a problem, or maybe just trying to get a reduction in her sentence by showing remorse before she goes before a judge. That Lindsay might be an alcoholic, but she ainīt stupid.
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Speaking of rehab and what not, Britney proved that she really doesnīt have a substance abuse problem by being found vomiting all over herself in the menīs bathrooms. No, we donīt have pics of it, and you should probably be grateful for that. Show me more
Of course, for every ending there has to be a new beginning, and Katie Price has taken up the mantle of renewal by deciding to get new boobs done, as well as a whole new hymen installed in her pussy. Sheīs going to be like a virgin all over again for husband Pete, who is just getting over meningitis. What a way to be welcomed out of the hospital. Show me more
Get ready for a big week in this upcoming week guys! Paris is going to jail! Look out for tears, tantrums, and hopefully a rescue attempt by a deranged fan, probably one of the three that showed up to protest her sentence.
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