Paris´ parents really suck
Article by Hope Alexander
June 09 2007. Article viewed 588 times.
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Ever notice how you never hear anything about Paris´ parents? I think they forgot they actually had a daughter. Paris was being dragged off to court this morning before her parents showed up at her house, surprised at all the paparazzi, and saying that they just found out about this saga.
Where the hell were they that they didn´t know Paris was being hauled back before a judge? There are children in the depths of Uganda who clearly know more about Paris and her legal situation. Maybe the judge should throw her parents in jail for clearly spawning Paris, throwing a bunch of money at her, and then abandoning her for the rest of her life, leaving her with security to make sure that she doesn´t actually swallow her own tongue.
Still, they are shocked that justice should apply to their daughter, and will probably be having the judge whacked for this. Just kidding, they´ve probably already forgotten about the whole thing.
  
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