Marthaīs brush with terrorism, or something
Article by Hope Alexander
June 09 2007. Article viewed 570 times.
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Martha Stewart must have been having severe flashbacks when her car was followed by a police cruiser on the way to the studios of īThe View. Once she got to the studio, her car was surrounded by police and her driver was dragged away in cuffs. Itīs clearly a hard day for celebrities and celebrity related justice.
As an ex con, Martha was understandably shaken by the events, and ran right to her dressing room to call her assistants, shouting at them.īHow could you do this to me? Donīt you do background checks on people? He was Egyptian! What do I pay you people for?ī
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Sure now she just sounds racist, but you know, on this occasion it would have paid off. Now her people will all know to only hire people of an Aryan type. That will cut down on the embarrassing arrests and help Martha not to soil herself on the way to work.
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