This Week In Hollywood
Article by Hope Alexander
June 12 2007. Article viewed 2640 times.
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This week was mostly about Paris. Paris getting ragged on at the MTV Music awards, Paris surrendering herself to jail, (Show me) Paris throwing a fit and getting out of jail 4 days later, (Show me) Paris getting sent back to jail kicking and screaming, (Show me) the Paris news goes on and on.
The story is so big that it grabbed headlines around the world, beating out all manner of tragedies, disasters, and political wrangling. The only bright spot in all this is that it is possible that we might actually be nearing maximum Paris saturation, critical mass cannot be far off, and sooner rather than later, with a little luck, her star should go supernova. We can hope at least...
It´s time we refocused from Paris a little, and looked at what else went on this week, because other things did happen, and some of them were very exciting indeed.
Akon continued his rampage against minors by throwing a 15 year old boy off the stage and into the crowd in retaliation for having something thrown at him by the lad. Akon clearly didn´t appreciate having his little “I came from Senegal” speech interrupted, and ordered his security people to drag the terrified kid up on stage, where Akon lifted him up and threw him into the crowd. Sounds like a great way to break someone´s spine huh? Show me
Jordan AKA Katie Price managed to stay in the news by saying really scary things about her unborn daughter, as in “I want to see her vagina” or words to that effect. It turns out that Katie is really hankering for a daughter, but she is going to have to work on her expressions of these things if she wants to keep child services off her ass, they get a little weird when you make comments like that... Show me
Martha Stewart got the shock of her life when her limo was raided by the cops who arrested her driver. Poor Martha must have been freaking out big time, once you´ve been on the inside, you never look at cops the same again. Officers don´t just tell the time, sometimes they beat you down and arrest you too. Fortunately for Martha, it was just her driver who had been dodgy, something she clearly attributed to the fact that he was Egyptian. I´m not sure what the link was there, or exactly what the guy was supposed to have done, possibly an illegal pyramid scheme? Show me
And of course, Lindsay made the news, even with Paris outshining every celebrity in Hollywood, Lindsay got in a little ahead of time with pictures of her and a cute friend playing with big knives and making out like they were going to cut each other´s throats. Which is nice. Now she´s safely locked up in rehab, though something tells me that´s not going to slow her down one bit.. Show me
That´s all for this weeks folks. Try to keep your doses of Paris small, too much can lead to gross nausea and a total loss of perspective. Like Paris says, there´s a war on in Afghanistan.
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