This Week In Hollywood
Article by Hope Alexander
June 18 2007. Article viewed 8877 times.
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It threatened to be a boring week in Hollywood, Paris was tucked up cosily in the medical ward in prison, Lindsay was tucked away in rehab, and all seemed well with the world. But of course, nature abhors a vacuum, and inevitably Britney stepped up to fill the void with a series of panty flashes and nipple slips that took us all back to her pre-rehab days.
She started off with a dual nipple slip and a panty flash caused by climbing willy nilly through a car whilst more than likely drunk off her ass. God only knows what she was thinking when she put this dress on, itīs hardly a dress, itīs more like a piece of material draped around her loosely. Show me more
Then she followed things up with a pretty panty flash whilst getting out of a car. When will these Hollystars learn? Itīs legs together and swivel, not gangly legs akimbo flashing the world...
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She then finished out the week with a nipple slip that to be honest, kind of looks intentional. I donīt know why the strap of her dress is off her shoulder, and I donīt know why it seems to just fall lower and lower until her eezy squueezy breast almost pops out, but all this happens anyway... Show me more
Nicole made the headlines by seeming pregnant, something that she has neither confirmed or denied. Is that a baby bump, or just her hip poking out under her dress? We donīt know. Other rumors included the possibility that she may actually be engaged to Hilary Duffīs ex, so maybe this is going to be a shot gun wedding, or perhaps just a publicity stunt to get her tiny ass out of trouble.
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Paris kept up a steady stream of gossip from behind bars, making statements to the public about how shocked she was that her jail sentence and mishaps were drawing so much attention. Sheīd like us to all think about the war in Iraq and Afghanistan, but it turns out that people would much rather point and laugh in her direction instead.
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Amy Winehouse, whose profile is growing steadily these days, decided to come out and make herself look like a total asshole by proudly proclaiming that she beats up her husband while sheīs drunk. His balls were last seen being used as paperweights by some paparazzi.
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Stepping up for the men, Owen Wilson rode his mountain bike to a strip club, proving that you can be a horny dog and also care about the environment, as well as get fit all at the same time. Good job Owen. Heīs practically a hero.
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Thatīs all for Hollywood this week folks, stay tuned for a madcap week next week as we follow pregnancy rumors, Britney continues her slow strip, and Lindsay seems poised to break out of rehab.
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