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Sex Doll Girlfriend

Article by Hope Alexander
June 26 2007. Article viewed 77271 times.
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Plastic VS Real - Find the girlfriend of your dreams!

When you were a young man, you used to think that dolls were for girls, maybe you secretly longed to play with them, but feared the judgment of your peers, or perhaps just having the hell beaten out of you. Now that you´re all grown up, you´re discovering that dolls can be more than just playthings for small children, they can be playthings for big men too.

Sure, there may be some stigma around making use of a sex doll from people with so called “real” girlfriends. But if you think about it, who is really getting the better deal? Should you keep chasing down the flesh and blood kind of girl who probably won´t let you put it where you want to, and will only let you put it where she wants it after several expensive dinners and evenings of mind numbing entertainment? Well should you?

Think about your potential plastic girlfriend. She won´t ask you for a thing. She´ll happily sit in the corner of the room and watch you pick the fungus out of your toenails, then go down on you without complaint. She never needs to eat, is fine with sleeping on the floor, and as long as you keep her away from sharp objects, will bring you a lifetime of satisfaction.

Where the plastic girlfriend really comes into her own in the bedroom. Unlike real women, she won´t develop a convenient headache when you´re in the mood, and she´s always ready to go. Just get a little lube out and she´s your willing sex slave for the evening. Not only can you get it on with her anytime, but she doesn´t care if you last 2 seconds or 20 minutes, and she won´t make that bored face when you take too long, her blank expression is frozen into a semblance of surprised joy at all times. She´s always impressed with your performance, and she won´t mind if you share her with your friends, or if want to try another lady on for size.

Plastic girlfriends also rarely ask you what you´re thinking, or what you´re feeling, and if they have their friends over for a girls night, you know you´re going to be getting some serious action. They don´t judge you because you´re overweight, and won´t refuse to put out because you haven´t showered in three days.

´Sure´, people say to all of this ´but plastic dolls look so, fake!´. Maybe at one time they did, but not anymore. Technology has driven love doll technology to an almost scary place, and there are dolls available on the market today that feel and look scarily like the real thing. Real Dolls, as they are known in the business, feature movie quality technology that results in love dolls which have bendable joints to allow them to be put into almost any position, silicone technology breasts that feel realer than real, suction orifices for that realistic penetrative experience, not to experience realistic bodies and faces that could easily be mistaken as being real at first glance. Sure they´ll set you back seven thousand dollars or so, but just imagine all the fun you could have with one of these ´sex surrogates´.

You can dress them up, paint their nails, style their hair, or just bang the hell out of them. For those who like their sex a little kinky, there are hermaphrodite dolls (with or without vagina of course), and they´ve even brought out a male doll (anal orifice optional).

It´s the year 2007 guys and girls, but most of us have made do with flesh partners up until now. We´ve been putting up with people with all their glitches and foibles, tendencies to infidelity and to letting themselves go. But no more, you never again have to risk being with a psycho who will one day throw all your clothes on the lawn, douse them in petrol and set them aflame. You can take the plastic option instead and enjoy a life of peace and sex just the way you like it, assuming you´re not hung up on the whole ´having a pulse´ thing, that is.


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1. varghutnapk@yahoo.com said: Juli 30 2007 at 05:17 
How can i get this doll.
































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