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Men want really really big tits

Article by Hope Alexander
June 30 2007. Article viewed 144189 times.
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Like you didnīt already know huh? Oh yeah, weīre totally on to you guys, we know you love big breasts, you canīt deny it. There are some pretty big breasts out there too. Check out all these lovely ladies and their massive breasts. There is a little something, or a huge couple of somethings here for everyone.

Maxi Mounds holds the record for the worldīs biggest augmented breasts. Her breasts weigh 20lbs each, and her measurements around her breasts come in at an amazing 153.67 cm (60.5 in). To put that in perspective, that is the same size around as your average Japanese woman is tall. Her bra size is 42M. Maxi has no problem sharing her talents with the world, and has appeared in numerous soft core and hardcore porn videos. The secret behind her super large breasts is a special type of implant (known as a polypropylene string implant) that continuously irritates the breast tissue, and causes it to fill with liquid, which means her breasts continue to grow. This type of implant is now illegal in the USA and in the European Union because, well, itīs just not good for you. It sounds incredibly gross and painful too, but I suppose you canīt argue with the results.

Another woman who has also had the polypropylene string breast implants is Chelsea Charms. Her breasts weigh even more than Maxiīs, at 26 pounds each (thatīs just under 12kg). She has to visit her surgeon regularly to have the excess fluid drained from her breasts. Whether this is because they would cause her to tip over all the time, or if they are at risk of exploding, Iīll admit I just donīt know.

The Asian big boob queen can only be Minka. Born in Korea, Minka moved to the states and became a porn actress after failing the English test to become a tennis coach. Her breasts weigh in at 6 kg each, and she produces and makes porn to this day. Itīs a beautiful story about the American dream. God Bless America.

If you prefer your breasts natural, Norma Stitz might be the sort of lady you fall in love with. Her massive natural jugs tip almost any scales, and she was declared by the Guinness World Records people to have the biggest breasts in the world back in 1999. Her measurements are an amazing 70.2 inches, which beats out our friend Maxi by almost a full 10 inches.

Also in the natural category is Milena Velba is a cute Czech lass who possess large tits too. Sheīs only a 36 J though, so compared to the other two ladies already mentioned, sheīs practically small. However, this is also a proportion game, and her tiny waist and slim figure teamed up with those 36Jīs makes for a stunning appearance.

Interestingly enough, all of these women turned to porn and adult entertainment. Why is that I wonder? Why must massive titted women be forced to only work in the porn industry. Imagine the good they could be doing elsewhere. They could be teachers, or lawyers, or anything they wanted. Sure their appearance might cause a certain lack of attention in the classroom or courtroom, but Iīm sure there would be no complaints. Imagine how much more you would have learned about algebra if youīd have had a pair of massive breasts pressed against your shoulder as teacher leaned over you to show you where you went wrong. In addition to that, think about how much easier it would be to make money at school fund raisers if the teachers were making hot dogs in little aprons, or supervising car cleaning in soapy wet, tight tank tops.

Women with massive breasts are people too, intelligent, freakishly sexy people.

Make sure to cast your vote on the poll: How do you like your juggs?

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1. Scardycat said: June 03 2007 at 03:00 
I would give up years of my life to be with one of those hotties.
2. oryther3rd said: June 04 2007 at 04:52 
GIVE ME SOME THAT!!!!
3. COol guy said: June 04 2007 at 05:01 
Ainīt it the truth.
4. sheldog12 said: November 13 2007 at 00:39 
i wish i could meet these women
5. nickii said: May 14 2008 at 07:16 
I am a transexual I want those big tits on my chest. You go girl

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