Men want really really big tits
Article by Hope Alexander
June 30 2007. Article viewed 147771 times.
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Like you didn´t already know huh? Oh yeah, we´re totally on to you guys, we know you love big breasts, you can´t deny it. There are some pretty big breasts out there too. Check out all these lovely ladies and their massive breasts. There is a little something, or a huge couple of somethings here for everyone.
Maxi Mounds holds the record for the world´s biggest augmented breasts. Her breasts weigh 20lbs each, and her measurements around her breasts come in at an amazing 153.67 cm (60.5 in). To put that in perspective, that is the same size around as your average Japanese woman is tall. Her bra size is 42M. Maxi has no problem sharing her talents with the world, and has appeared in numerous soft core and hardcore porn videos. The secret behind her super large breasts is a special type of implant (known as a polypropylene string implant) that continuously irritates the breast tissue, and causes it to fill with liquid, which means her breasts continue to grow. This type of implant is now illegal in the USA and in the European Union because, well, it´s just not good for you. It sounds incredibly gross and painful too, but I suppose you can´t argue with the results.
Another woman who has also had the polypropylene string breast implants is Chelsea Charms. Her breasts weigh even more than Maxi´s, at 26 pounds each (that´s just under 12kg). She has to visit her surgeon regularly to have the excess fluid drained from her breasts. Whether this is because they would cause her to tip over all the time, or if they are at risk of exploding, I´ll admit I just don´t know.
The Asian big boob queen can only be Minka. Born in Korea, Minka moved to the states and became a porn actress after failing the English test to become a tennis coach. Her breasts weigh in at 6 kg each, and she produces and makes porn to this day. It´s a beautiful story about the American dream. God Bless America.
If you prefer your breasts natural, Norma Stitz might be the sort of lady you fall in love with. Her massive natural jugs tip almost any scales, and she was declared by the Guinness World Records people to have the biggest breasts in the world back in 1999. Her measurements are an amazing 70.2 inches, which beats out our friend Maxi by almost a full 10 inches.
Also in the natural category is Milena Velba is a cute Czech lass who possess large tits too. She´s only a 36 J though, so compared to the other two ladies already mentioned, she´s practically small. However, this is also a proportion game, and her tiny waist and slim figure teamed up with those 36J´s makes for a stunning appearance.
Interestingly enough, all of these women turned to porn and adult entertainment. Why is that I wonder? Why must massive titted women be forced to only work in the porn industry. Imagine the good they could be doing elsewhere. They could be teachers, or lawyers, or anything they wanted. Sure their appearance might cause a certain lack of attention in the classroom or courtroom, but I´m sure there would be no complaints. Imagine how much more you would have learned about algebra if you´d have had a pair of massive breasts pressed against your shoulder as teacher leaned over you to show you where you went wrong. In addition to that, think about how much easier it would be to make money at school fund raisers if the teachers were making hot dogs in little aprons, or supervising car cleaning in soapy wet, tight tank tops.
Women with massive breasts are people too, intelligent, freakishly sexy people.
Make sure to cast your vote on the poll: How do you like your juggs?
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