This Week In Hollywood
Article by Hope Alexander
July 02 2007. Article viewed 19755 times.
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A massive week in Hollywood this week! The world actually hit Paris saturation point, what with her being released from prison and whatnot. If we get any more Paris, it is actually possible that the planet will explode out of orbit and throw itself into the sun, just to escape another Paris story. Luckily, other people did other things this week too...
The ībiggestī news of the week was Paris being set free from jail. Truth be told though, more people were utterly sick of her than not, and many even boycotted the story altogether. Paris buzz has now been overtaken by the launch of the iPhone, and even though I hate Apple for making products that canīt easily be upgraded, thanks for this one guys. youīre total life savers. After leaving jail, Paris went on Larry Kingīs talk show and proceeded to lie through her perfectly whitened (or perhaps just really cum stained) teeth. Show me more
And now, for the three Britney breast related stories of the week:
Britney stripped down to her bra and pulled her shirt over her face. Yes she did. Thereīs really little else to say about this, except for to comment on the fact that she might not be a pop star so much anymore, but she is certainly a great little entertainer. Show me more
Britneyīs nipples drooped when she decided to actually wear clothes that covered her, but decided against wearing one of those newfangled ībraī things. As a result, her nipples are actually pointing down in these pics, just like a female dogīs. How hot is that huh?
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Britney then showed her nipples... we didnīt and people actually got upset. Iīm going to forewarn you, these pics of Britney have the nipples blanked out. A lot of people were expecting the whole nipple, and several people got kind of mad about not seeing it. For godīs sakes people, it īs Britney Spearsī nipple. Just Google it if you want to see it, itīs kind of the most commonly seen object on the planet these days. The only story here is that sheīs still publicly exposing herself like a crazy woman. Viewing her nipples may make you crazy too...
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In other news, Brooke Hogan made her own assless chaps from a pair of jeans, then proceeded to dance around on stage wearing them, some fishnets, and what looked to be her dadīs wrestling undies. Some people say sheīs hot, other people say she looks like a man, I say, why canīt we have both? Show me more
The the freak show section of the week, Kate Moss was shown to have the legs of the elephant man. These may be photoshopped, but I fear that they are not. The ghoulishly flappy skin on her legs matches that around her neck area, so just remember kids, drugs are bad.
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Finally, the biggest little story of the week was the Spice Girls getting back together. I think it is safe to say that nobody actually cared about this whatsoever. They got together, looking old and haggard, which is funny, because it has only been six years since they broke up, and they look like theyīre all about 20 years older, and about 20 pounds heavier, well, all except Posh of course, she just reminds me of a praying mantis.
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