Paris lies just by living
Article by Hope Alexander
July 02 2007. Article viewed 726 times.
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For those of you not on a 24/7 Paris watch, the very first thing Paris did after her interview with Larry King was put on a black wig, pose for some īsultryī photos, and go to Hawaii, where she has been for the last week, sipping mai taiīs on the beach and shopping.
I knew she had changed, I just knew it, she is so much more caring now, what says global caring like taking a holiday in Hawaii. Damn Paris, donīt your media people tell you anything? At least hook up with some sick kids while youīre there or something.
Letīs face it, Paris is screwed, the only way she can regain, or gain any semblance of respect from the general public now is if she hurls herself into one of those Hawaiian volcanoes, though I hear they reserve those for virgins, and Paris, she ainīt no virgin.Though I am pretty sure that had Larry King had asked her if she was a virgin, she probably would have said yes.
  
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