Spice Girls to go on singing support machine
Article by Hope Alexander
July 02 2007. Article viewed 1350 times.
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This is great news for super talented stars like the Spice Girls, and maybe Britney Spears. Now you don´t need to be able to sing anymore, even if you are singing live on stage. Some smarty pants has engineered technology that actually fixes the voices of out of tune, flat, pitchy, or otherwise screwed up singers. The Spice Girls are apparently going to be making use of this technology as they travel around the world on their comeback tour.
Now some people are going to gt all upset about this and say that its just more technological raping of the music industry. I disagree. What this really paves the way for is hot slutty girls up on stage who don´t have to worry about singing anymore, so they can pay more attention to wriggling their asses and taking off their clothes. Talent scouts can recruit ´the next hot thing´ straight from strip clubs! Awesome!
Yeah, these aren´t the Spice Girls, they´re not exactly anyone´s idea of anything hot to look at, so I put up pictures of pole dancers instead.
  
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