Jessica Simpson makes really bad movies
Article by Hope Alexander
July 03 2007. Article viewed 1902 times.
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Jessica Simpson has been working really hard on her movie for a while now, but it is looking like all 5 of her movie fans will be disappointed by the fact that the release date just keeps getting pushed back. Her film is called “Blonde Ambition”
Sources say: First, the release date was set for Aug. 3, and then it was delayed until the last week of August. Papa Joe then intervened and said he wasnt comfortable with the level of competition from other films that month.
This movie is really, really, incredibly crap. Its not even finished and people are freaking out about how bad it is that theyre scared to release it. Guys, this is what the “straight to DVD” tactic is for. Spare poor Jessica the shame, she doesnt need it, and people are going to be much more comfortable masturbating to all the inevitable shots of her tits at home than in theaters anyway.
  
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