This Week In Hollywood
Article by Hope Alexander
July 09 2007. Article viewed 18660 times.
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This week was another week of Hollywood madness. The Queen of Hollymadness, Britney, turned her crazy impulses to the written word, making a public release of two letters that were probably intended to be a biting satiric piece of writing, but in reality turned out to be insane rants that failed to make any sense whatsoever.
The first one was to gossip site X-17:
Dear x17
I want to apologize for the past incident with the umbrella. I was preparing a character for a possible movie role where the husband doesn´t play his part so they swap places. Unfortunatly I didn´t get the part. I´m sorry I got alil carried away with my role!
Britney
She was apparently totally stoked with how funny and witty she was, and decided to write another version for posting on her personal website:
“I apologize to the pap for a stunt that was done 4 months ago regarding an umbrella. I was preparing my character for a roll in a movie where the husband never plays his part so they switch places accidentally. I take all my rolls very seriously and got a little carried away. Unfortunately I didn´t get the part.
You´ll never see it my way, because you´re not me.”
Lindsay turned 21 and had a nice beach party with friends and family. The whole affair was very restrained and responsible, as was the party she threw on the 4th of July. It seems that rehab has a lot more parties involved with it than it used to. Interesting.
Paris fled media attention by running off to Hawaii and taking a bit of a post jail vacation. She swum in pools, frolicked in the waves, and for some reason, went rock climbing wearing a diapers, I don´t know, she´s just one crazy lady.
Fergie of B.E.P, and looking like a man fame, revolutio- nized the music industry by selling out her selling out, and signing a 4 million dollar deal with a company to promote their products in her songs. This means that she´s going to be trying to subliminally get us to buy things with sneaky lyrics. Really, how much of a money whore can you be?
Daniel Radcliffe aka Harry Potter said he liked the shallow slutty types saying: "Girls who want to go out with me just because I´m famous has never been a problem. I´m 17. I don´t care. Obviously, if I wanted a deep and meaningful relationship then I wouldnt want to be going out with somebody who is only with me because I´m an actor, but if you don´t a relationship like that then it´s fine."
Katie Price had an ´ugly´ baby, and said so: “"I think all newborn babies are ugly! They look like little old men” With this level of honesty, she clearly intends introducing a healthy dose of self loathing early on in her daughter´s life. This is great news as it means everyone else who has babies now is almost guaranteed that her self hating baby girl will be all grown up and prancing around with massive butt and tit implants in about 18 years time.
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