Paris Hilton´s music career was thought to be over, but thanks to the good folks at Funnyordie.com, she´s made a comeback with a power ballad. It´s probably the the most inspirational, deep, meaningful piece of music to come out of this year, the century, maybe even this millennium.
I think you´ll probably find that your life is changed once you´ve watched this a few times, and realized in the depths of your soul, just what Paris was trying to say. You might have a light bulb moment, and start crying uncontrollably, then go to the nearest ATM, withdraw all your money, and run through the streets, throwing it at people who look like they need money.
Then you´ll probably join a foreign aid organization, go to work in the depths of some underprivileged, probably Middle Eastern country, be captured by militants, and win their hearts over with your upbeat attitude and positive approach to life. Or maybe none of this will happen, but it could happen, and you should be aware of the risks, because you should keep yourself safe, because Paris loves you.
