WTF Britney?
Article by Hope Alexander
July 11 2007. Article viewed 9462 times.
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Britney Spears has been seen getting into a car with what would seem to be a skinned poodle on her head. Things may have taken just one more sinister turn for the pop princess. I thought the whole head shaving thing was to let her regrow a new healthy head of hair, not enable her to run around looking like a Rastafarian who lost his bag o weed.
Britney is also maintaining her staunch refusal to wear a bra. With the sag she already has going after two children, it is possible that her tits may actually be down by her knees in just a couple years time.
Oh Britney, why wonīt you listen to your mommy? Why do you serve her with restraining orders instead of doing what she says and making sure you wear clean underwear every day, and brush your hair, and keep your clothes on?
On a more positive note however, look, she found her kids! Arenīt they all cute together...
  
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