Jessica Simpson´s Boobs Are Real!
Article by Hope Alexander
July 14 2007. Article viewed 4323 times.
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Exciting news people! Jessica Simpson has done an interview with Harper´s Bazzar, and spoken out about the truly relevant issue in her life – her breasts. When asked about the topic of plastic surgery, Jess just had to bring the issue of her breasts into it, saying: “Ive had none. But maybe after having kids, if my boobs dropped down to my bellybutton, I would get them lifted. But you know, my boobs are real.”
There you go, you can rest easy. Not only are Jessica´s boobs real, but if they ever get saggy, she´s promised that she´ll fix them right up again so that the drooling process is not interrupted. That´s just one of the really reasons that we love this girl. She´s sweet, and so considerate to her leering fans.
Jessica also revealed other personal titbits about herself, saying that if she wasn´t a singer or ´actress´, then she would be a therapist. Thank god she got sucessful at the singing/acting thing, because I can´t even imagine what people would do after coming out of therapy with Dr Twins. (That would totally be her therapist name you know.)
   
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