Star Sells Sister on Ebay
Article by Hope Alexander
July 15 2007. Article viewed 1236 times.
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You can do anything when youīre a star, even traffic your own family. James Blunt likes to tell a little story about the time he sold his sister on Ebay to some dude with a helicopter. He recounted the tale to British GQ recently.
īI came back to the flat where my sister was staying and she was crying because she couldnīt get to a funeral in Ireland. The planes were on strike, the ferry was out of season, and there were no trains. I ended up whacking it on eBay: īDamsel in distress seeks knight in shining armor! Desperate to get to a funeral in southern Ireland, please help!ī The bids flooded in and the guy who won had a helicopter. He flew her to the funeral. That was three years ago. This summer theyīre getting married. That was the stupidest thing Iīve ever sold on eBay my sister.ī
Wait, did he just say that his sister was the stupidest thing ever? Stupider than inanimate objects? Comments like that make one wonder if it was really his sister, or a used love doll.
And because there arenīt any sexy pics of his sister to be had, just check out these pictures of Brooke Hogan in hotpants, theyīre not all related, but theyīre about the closest we can get to man pics and still stay in sexy girl territory.
  
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