The Olsens Need A Minion
Article by Hope Alexander
July 17 2007. Article viewed 1317 times.
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The Olsen twins are searching for a minion for their dark fashion empire. Candidates should be fashion savvy, familiar with the dark arts, and prepared to slave over blood lattes for free.
In case youīre wondering what the word īinternī means (hey, it is possible some people donīt know) it means īunpaid work slaveī. Personally, I think minion suits the job description much better, but who is listening to me anyway.
The successful applicant will be working for the Olsens for two months over summer, and while they wonīt receive any pay, they will receive a metro card, to allow them to travel to and from work, which is pretty cool.
Letīs just hope whoever gets the position doesnīt blow that metro card all at once, running around over the city, collecting body parts, I mean, uh, fabric samples.
Working for the Olsens though, how awesome would that be. Youīd come out with valuable work experience, some college credit, and a new appreciation for zombie movies.
And if you thought the Olsens lacked dress sense.. just look at these pics and see how very wrong you were!
  
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