This Week In Hollywood
Article by Hope Alexander
July 23 2007. Article viewed 13005 times.
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It´s been SLUT WEEK in Hollywood this week, and the nipples and breasts have been out in force. You have to love summertime in Hollywood, there´s just so much to do and see about the place.
Lets start with the “best” first shall we? Check out Britney´s panties! That´s right, the up skirt is back y´all. Of course, she wasn´t even wearing a skirt in this case, rather a dress that didn´t cover her ass properly even when she was standing up. This means Britney doesn´t look in the mirror before she leaves the house, or she really wants to share that ass of hers with the world.
Britney´s enthusiasm for showing off that ass was further demonstrated in the outfit she was wearing to film her latest video clip. CELLULITE WARNING. If you don´t like the texture of cottage cheese, then you might want to skip these pics.
And to complete the trifecta, Britney decided to share most of her body with the world when she went to the beach and stripped down to her bra and panties to splash around in the water. She sure looks like she´s having in the pics, plenty of crazy fun to be had at the beach these days, and when you like to show your panties off to all and sundry, then what´s a little stripping in public eh?
Now to Lindsay of course, we couldn´t leave Lindsay out of a slut week roundup. Some say that necessity is the mother of invention, but after hearing this story about Lindsay and her addict buddies, I´d say drug cravings would have to come a pretty close second. It turns out that Lindsay may have barely even spent a day sober in rehab, apparently she found a way to get high by mixing Nitrous and cold medicine. Seriously, for a girl who can barely spell, she´s like some druggie chemist when she needs to be.
In other news, Lindsay was arrested for that pesky DUI, and released on bail. This whole thing is being handled in such a low key fashion that you might be forgiven forgetting the fact that Lindsay could be in jail soon!
And now to Paris, who earned her place in slut week by splashing around in the water with her nipple hanging out. She even let some guy take pictures of her before she pretended to get all coy. These pictures aren´t all that exciting, she has tiny tits anyway.
An infinitely more interesting set of breasts belong to Lily Allen, who, as it turns out, has a third nipple! That´s right, you can even check out a video of her showing her third nipple on live television. You may not know who she is now, but trust me, this girl is definitely going places. She has a certain innocence to her, but she´s not afraid of just pulling her breast out on live air. Lovely.
That´s it for this week´s Hollywood slut week round up. Don´t worry if you were wanting more though, the exciting thing about Hollywood is that every week is slut week!
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