Paris helps charity by going to parties
Article by Hope Alexander
July 25 2007. Article viewed 1254 times.
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Just in case you donīt upchuck in your mouth at the sheer sight of Paris Hilton yet, here are some pics of Paris attending a Charity Benefit. Which is a party that rich people go to where they spend more on their dress and make up than they do on the charity itself, and generally sit around orally masturbating one another with how wonderful they are, and how terrible the world is and feeling terribly smug and successful.
Of course this is totally Parisī scene, there was even a red carpet, and if there is one thing we know about Paris, itīs that sheīs drawn to red carpets like whorish moths are to flames. Youīll note that she seems pretty happy with herself, and as usual, her face is wearing that self satisfied expression that sheīs managed to perfect over the last few years.
I doubt she even knew what the benefit was for, and I doubt she contributed much beyond her smug mug. More than likely she tried to collect a fee for attending. Now if sheīd only actually read the bible then sheīd know that (according to the bible at least) God isnīt really down with red carpet charity events.
   
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