You know how you can catch a small child in the act of drawing all over the wall with red crayon and they will vehemently deny having done anything wrong? Most people get a little more sophisticated in their deceptive abilities as they age, but not Lindsay Lohan, no. She is denying that she has done anything wrong regardless of police reports and criminal charges being laid to the contrary.
´Yes. I am innocent... did not do drugs they´re not mine. I was almost hit by my assistant Tarin´s mom. I appreciate everyone giving me my privacy.´
Sure Lindsay. When all else fails, try straight up denial. I bet Saddam Hussein is feeling silly as hell right now wherever he is for not trying that one before they hung him.
Well, some people never learn. Apparently Lindsay is one of those people. Good luck to her behind bars, maybe she´ll get the same cell as Paris had. That would be nice.
