Lindsay Wants McDonald´s And Sex
Article by Hope Alexander
February 04 2007. Article viewed 924 times.
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There´s something very Zen about having simple wants and needs, so perhaps the rehab is having some effect on Lindsay, who reportedly txt messaged a friend with an update of her latest desires, McDonald´s and Sex. It´s certainly better than alcohol, coke, and liver failure, after all.
Wow, Lindsay really is maturing and growing, now instead of sounding like a total freak, she sounds exactly like 90% of the teenage population of the USA. Her averageness is making me feel so much kindlier towards her. It´s like she´s really becoming the everyman´s dream. I guess its only a matter of time now before she becomes a dumpy housewife with a blonde bob, two children, and a husband who is inexplicably infinitely uglier than her.
Ah, the American dream, all she needed to achieve it was a short stint in and out of a rehab clinic that sounds suspiciously like a child center that Michael Jackson would have founded. ´Wonderland´, clearly named by some sadist who enjoyed the cruel joke on inmates of the facility who are being forcibly ripped out of their drug induced happy places and forced to endure reality with the rest of us.
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