Do it yourself sex tape
Article by Hope Alexander
July 28 2007. Article viewed 18246 times.
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Making your own sex tape is a worthwhile and possibly lucrative past time. You and your partner can enjoy it whilst you are together, and once you split up it can provide a nice extra stream of income once you sell it on the Internet.
STEPS TO YOUR VERY OWN SEX TAPE:
Get a hot girlfriend
A hot girlfriend is an essential part of the sex tape process. Not only will a hot girlfriend look much better when you play the tape back, sheīll also make you look a hell of a lot better, even if youīre not that much to look at yourself. Ways to get a hot girlfriend include giving out a lot of free crack and then once theyīre hooked, demanding that they let you take their ass in order for the crack to keep flowing. (Get it, they need to give their ass up to get crack? God, itīs almost poetic.) This approach totally works with girls like Paris Hilton, and her tape sold for a good couple of million, so donīt be thinking that itīs not going to work.
Consider the angles
A good male-female sex tape is mostly about the girl, and your joined genital regions. Your face and upper body really donīt need to come into it at all. Holding the camera to make a P.O.V style video can be quite a nice touch, as this is a technique that maximizes the female flesh on display, and allows the viewer to pretend that itīs really them doing your (now ex) girlfriend. This may also appeal to female exhibitionists, or just generalized attention seekers who think itīs all about them. (This may be the trait that later causes you to break up, but in the meantime, you can totally exploit it in the name of porn.
Think about props
Are there any toys you like to use? Perhaps you could tie her up, or maybe try out some water sports. Going the extra mile is what is going to make your tape extra special and memorable. Of course, it could be career and life destroying too, but what boss wouldnīt like to see their employee getting laid? Just make sure youīre not in any childcare positions and you should be fine. Popular props include:
Gigantic Dildos
Vegetables (carrots, cucumbers, anything phallic)
Hand Cuffs
Whips
Bondage
Paddles
Stuffed Toys (hey, everyone has a kink)
Feel free to be inventive and original. Most importantly, enjoy yourself, go at it like itīs your last day on Earth and the only slim chance of saving the planet is somehow related to doing your girlfriend. Who knows, maybe it is. Maybe one day aliens will come to earth to destroy the planet, but accidentally pick up a porn feed, and there you and your girlfriend will be, doing the horizontal mambo with all the enthusiasm of whacked out rabbits. Instead of destroying the planet, theyīll be so busy downloading porn to their hard drives that before they know it, a stray Trojan Horse virus will have destroyed their missile systems and theyīll have to limp home, weird alien genitalia drooping between their legs.
It could happen.
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