Denise Richards Snorts Coke, Flashes Pussy
Article by Hope Alexander
February 05 2007. Article viewed 2313 times.
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If thereīs one down side to doing drugs in a public sunny place, itīs that not only do people see you doing it, they also get to see your sloppy druggie behavior afterwards. Denise Richards was allegedly spotted doing coke on the beach recently, but denies it, saying that she was applying lip balm.
I suppose itīs possible that she lacks the basic body spatial skills to tell the difference between her nose snd her mouth, but the lip balm story isnīt even plausible given the amount of white residue pasted between her nose and lip. Iīd go with a sunscreen story myself, and then Iīd claim that I was merely taking part in advanced acupuncture when I ODīd and someone had to plunge a needle full of adrenalin into my heart.
How to explain the under-short pussy flashing, I donīt know. Maybe itīs some sort of Scientology/Kabbalah thing. The important thing to remember when youīre a celebrity is that you need to keep up a constant distraction of bizzare behavior in order to cover up the fact youīre really just partying like a flunking college sophomore.
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