Paris buys mangled dog
Article by Hope Alexander
July 29 2007. Article viewed 969 times.
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Paris has bought yet another dog, in spite of the fact that she is reportedly the worst pet owner in the world. (Previous stories of her pet owning prowess include her letting a kitten run on the road where it was killed by a car and other sweet stories.) The new dog appears to be somewhat pre-mangled, so maybe Paris is hoping it will be a little more hardy than her other Chihuahuas.
Come to think of it, has anyone actually seen Tinkerbell lately? Apparently Paris enlists the services of a special assistant to take care of her pets because she is so very busy that she doesnīt have the time to ook after them, and really only uses them as props for photoshoots anyway.
Still, enjoy the pictures of Paris and her new puppy. She might be a terrible pet owner, but at least sheīs slightly better than J.Lo, whose business supports the skinning of live cute fuzzy animals in China. Because Animal Cruelty, itīs totally sexy. Letīs just hope her assistant enjoys the new dog, and they donīt put the old ugly ones in the trash, because, you know, they should sell them on Ebay, along with her used underwear.
  
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