Jessica Simpson Is A Man Zombie
Article by Hope Alexander
February 05 2007. Article viewed 879 times.
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Don´t know what a man zombie is? It´s like a normal zombie, except well, manlier. Our wee Jess has
revealed a new, darker, more masculine side, and for some reason, it´s totally hot. She was out and about at the Hyde club recently, partying like only the trans gendered undead can, and trying to devour pasty white fat men who seemed unaware of her predatory presence entirely.
Get a load of those scary flesh devouring teeth in all their pearly white glory. I bet you she can get a while lot of man meat down her throat with those around. The car shots are probably the best of these, where she has clearly spotted some prey and is eager to leap from her vehicle and begin her wild night of ravaging and devouring.
There´s a movie in here somewhere. Perhaps a ´Sean of the Dead´ sequel? Even if there´s not, I totally sense a resurgence in the Simpson camp if she keeps this sort of thing up, because quite frankly, looking at these pics, I quite forget she has the IQ of your average poodle.
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