Jessica Simpson won´t be a porn star
Article by Hope Alexander
July 30 2007. Article viewed 30783 times.
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Fortunately for Jessica Simpson, though maybe not for the legions of slavering fans she has, her Daddy has stepped in and declared that Jessica will not be appearing in a movie as a porn star. ´The last script that came to us was for Jessica to be a porn star,We were promised we would win an Oscar with that. I was like, ´Eh, we´ll just buy a little-man and keep our clothes on.”
I think Jessica Simpson as a porn star is a pretty viable concept, although she is far too fresh faced and innocent looking. She doesn´t have that plasticised, overly made up, burned out look that porn stars generally end up getting after a few movies.
The only real curious comment that Joe Simpson made is the one where he says “we´ll just buy a little man and keep our clothes on.” Who is the we? Does he consider himself to be a single entity along with Jessica? Is this why he is always bragging about her breasts? Maybe he thinks that on some level, they are his.
And for your enjoyment, some pics of Jess looking like she might actually make quite a good porn star...
    
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