Janice Dickinson Too Fucking Cool
Article by Hope Alexander
February 06 2007. Article viewed 540 times.
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Maybe I´m just attracted to evil, but Janice Dickinson has to be one of the coolest coke head reality show celebrities around, oh, and she´s like the world´s first super model of course, she made up the term, in fact, she was probably the world´s first hot chick as well, before Janice all girls were kind of dumpy and funny looking.
Anyway, not really the point, because the reason for her rise in the ultimate cool stakes is her response when asked her opinion about the hot topic issue of too skinny models.
“I’m dying to find kids who are too thin. I’ve got 42 models in my agency and I’m trying to get them to lose weight. In fact, I wish they’d come down with some anorexia. I’m not kidding. I’m running into a bunch of fat-assed, lazy little bitches who don’t know how to do the stairs or get their butts into the gym.”
Sure, she´s dangerously insane, and anyone who lets their kid near her should be tazered until they no longer know what modeling is, but you just can´t help but like blatant honesty of the warped and completely incorrect kind. She´s like the fashion industry´s equivalent of the Iraqi Minister of Information. Super cool points for her.
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