This girl just can´t seem to keep her hands on a man to save her life. Apparently boyfriend Issac Cohen has already broken up with the once was a teen queen of pop. Why? Well apparently the reality of Britney just didn´t quite add up to the fantasy he had constructed in his little head throughout teenage years of masturbating furiously to the “Ooops, I did it again” video clip.
Believe it or not, Britney is allegedly a tad on the high maintenance side, what with all the drama of divorce, and working hard at developing a substance abuse problem all the while abandoning the children she should never have had in the first place.
This is bad news for Britney, and could be bad news for the world at large as well. She started flashing her pussy all over the show after her last break up, she really doesn´t have that much lower to go this time around. The next step is stripping naked entirely and pouring alcohol all over herself whilst running through packs of homeless people who will chase her down not to ravage her, because even homeless people have standards, but just to get a little taste of alcohol that isn´t methylated spirits.
Check out Britney, already doing her best to rock the ´homeless crack ho´ look in NYC...
