The Breast In News
Article by Hope Alexander
August 01 2007. Article viewed 24771 times.
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The news you get on the television and in newspapers is always so depressing. The world is running out of oil, there is genocide, homicide, too much pesticide, the earth is getting too hot, the bad news just goes on and on and on and on. Let´s face it, what we need is a new take on the news, a much softer, curvier take. Here is the news you´ve all been waiting for, this is news like no other. Here is the latest from the titty desk. So sit back, open a beer, and get all the latest on what really matters.
Image used is from InbedWithFaith.com
Officers Force Woman To Show Her Breasts
Now that´s what I call job perks, or maybe abuse of power, I´m not sure which, but a woman in Columbus, Ohio is claiming that police officers requested that she show them her breasts in order to save her boyfriend from being arrested. What a dilemma the young lady faced, debase herself in front of officers of the law? Or save her boyfriend the ignomy of jail?
Long story short, she flashed the coppers, they let her boyfriend go, and now everyone is in trouble, but most of all the naughty officers who failed to make an arrest on the outstanding warrant. Ooops. Let´s just hope those tits were worth it eh.
Bare Beauty Queen Breasts
If you prefer your beauty queens topless, then you need to get yourself a ticket to Miss Rural Zimbabwe, where contestants are allowed to compete with bared breasts. The decision to allow the young women to compete bare breasted was a little controversial, but at the end of the day, bare is the traditional way that these women live their lives in the villages, and so topless they will compete.
Strangely, though there will be plenty of nipples on display,don´t get your hopes up for any bikini contests, bikinis are banned at the evene becayse apparently bikinis might anger the spirits.
Dead Breasts?
Okay, I apologize, this one is a little gross, actually, a lot gross, and very twisted too, but them´s the breaks. A man who is now being charged with the murder of his girlfriend after the 24 year old model fell (or was pushed) from a building is said to have walked into the morgue just a few hours after her death and asked to see her breasts. Not her body, just her breasts. When questioned by police, Gordon Wood said “I just wanted to say goodbye.” Looks like they have another candidate for one of those pretty face masks with the metal grille eh.
Naked if you want to...
A woman has been awarded $29,000 dollars in a law suit in New York after being arrested for going topless in public. The woman, named Phoenix Feeley (not her original name, but the legal one she changed it to during the proceedings) sued after being arrested during an art show in 2005. The award was given not only for the arrest, but also for the mistreatment she reportedly received at the hands of the NYPD, who must have been quite excited having an already topless woman to play with in the cells. The settlement was made possible due to an appeal made in 1992 which declared that if men could go topless, then women should be able to as well. Thanks feminism!
And that´s it for now for books, breasts, jugs, tits.. you get the idea.
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