Paris is continuing her newest hobby, telling really obvious lies. In a recent effort to seem like she is an eco-conscious citizen she confided to the media “I ordered a Hummer Hybrid.” Which is pretty awesome if you think about it, because according to the Hummer company there is no such thing. A rep for Hummer was even quoted as saying ´Such a car doesn´t exist.´
Wahay! Go Paris! I ´m beginning to think that she´s channeling the spirit of the ex Iraqi Information Minister. Remember that guy? He was denying the invasion even as tanks were rolling into Bhagdahd. Paris would have been totally awesome at that job, and she would have done it topless for just a little extra cash.
If only being a total liar was something you could be punished for instead of rewarded with media attention while continuing to earn vast sums of money for doing absolutely nothing. Ah well, maybe she´ll get her tits out again soon and we can all forget about anything she says.
