Olsens In Undead Threesome
Article by Hope Alexander
February 09 2007. Article viewed 1002 times.
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I donīt know what will happen once I run out of zombie/undead jokes to describe the Olsen twins, but I am thinking that it has something to do with the heat death of the universe, so lets not have that happen.
Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen made an appearance at New York Fashion Week recently, or perhaps they were simply resurrected by designers pooling the sacrifical blood of models who didnīt loose enough weight to fit into what passes for clothes in the cocaine addled mind of a fashionista.
Seriously, normal people must just look like elephants to those guys, which would explain their fascination with our two skeletelly inclined friends. None of this explains why both girls insisted on doing the whole mid 90īs straggly blonde limp hair with dark roots thing, or why theyīre starting to look like undead drag queens.
Not only that, but angry undead drag queens, just check out the really pale Olsenīs expression in the last pic, once theyīve gained their super skinny girl prey, theyīre clearly not going to give it up without a fight. I bet her brains were delicious. Yum. Yum.
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