This Week In Hollywood
Article by Hope Alexander
August 06 2007. Article viewed 6600 times.
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Once again, the week was dominated by slutty stupidity. This means that you get to laugh AND be titillated by the absolutely ridiculous hijinks that came out of LA this week, clearly the summer heat is getting to a few of these ladies, and you, you get a double bonus. Hurrah!
Just in case you hadn´t figured it out for yourself yet, Paris proved once and for all just how utterly fucking lame she is. It turns out that she used to engage in a kind of pussy flashing contest with Lindsay Lohan, carefully orchestrating an up skirt whenever Lindsay did one. Seriously, Paris is like that little fat kid who hands out candy to get everyone to be her friend, but everyone just takes the candy then shoves her into lockers. Except in her case the candy is X Rated candy, and if you lick it, you get really sick.
Lindsay stole clothes from Louis Vuitton, perplexing and upsetting the major fashion label. This girl burns more bridges than, well, a detail of specialized bridge burners. Her ego is so large that she clearly thinks a little Mom and Pop organization like LV won´t do anything about her thievery, and that nobody will notice. How did she get away with the heist? Apparently Louis Vuitton had sent some clothes over for a shoot and during the proceedings Lindsay just kept stuffing them into her bag quite blatantly. Hardly master thievery. I guess she´s still looking for her calling, though I think she was pretty close with the whole ´crack whore´ thing.
This week also bought plenty of drama on the Moss/Doherty front. Pete declared that Kate was a ´nasty old rag´ and that he loved her. Those statements actually came pretty much next to one another, which gives you some idea as to Pete´s prowess with the ladies. I just can´t see why they had such relationship troubles, he´s clearly a prince of a man.
The results of this and other statements can be seen here, of course there is plenty of hysterics and otherwise mental behavior, otherwise it would hardly be worth it at all, would it?
Britney continued her rampage of crazy with meltdowns and death threats. She´s got style and she´s got flair alright. She´s had enough of certain paparazzi it would seem, and she´s decided that threatening to kill them is the way to go. “I am going to kill you! I am going to fucking kill you!” was the battle cry this week...
And of course the drama didn´t end there, there was a whole incident where she stripped and had meltdown. Kind of standard for Britney really, hardly worth mentioning, but you might like it if you´re still brave enough to perve on Britney in her ´sexy´ clothes.
Stand by for more hotness and insanity next week...
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